No Pineapple Left Behind

In No Pineapple Left Behind, you'll dive into the world of school management, facing the complexities of modern education in a satirical light. Turn children into pineapples to simplify your tasks, cast magic spells like 'Trigonomancy' and 'Covalency' to teach students, and manage a diverse staff of teachers. Address parental concerns or ignore them altogether - the choice is yours!